I’ve been getting this spam comment showing up in my Akismet folder lately:
Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post. “Don’t worry,” my husband reassured me. “I’ll have him trained in no time.”
I watched for several days as my husband patiently “trained” our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.
The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.
Immediately followed by links to sex sites. I have to admit, if I’m going to get spammed, it’s nice to get a laugh out of it.
On a sad note, the Trackback Submitter comments keep coming like clockwork, always that same one line misspelled comment. You’d think the software would have some way to verify if comments were getting through, and stop submitting them if not.
Ah, the joys of being a blogger!