Okay, so I haven’t really been jailed.
I’ve been asked to participate in a local jail-and-bail type of event to benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association. I go and sit in a jail cell for an hour, and hopefully they let me out afterward. That might have something to do with how much money is raised in my name, although surely feeding me three meals a day while they wait for the money to come in is going to cost more than just letting me go.
They’ve got a nice website for directing potential donors to, so in the event that any random strangers stopping by the blog want to help me raise bail, you can go to my page on their website.
They’ve set my bail at $3,600. I have a feeling I may be in the cell for a bit more than an hour.